Slipping in a Cuppa Three Wieners on Christmas Eve

Mettman and myself are working on Christmas Eve.  At least we are making double time (NOT).  My boss did spring for lunch but the Mettman was left to his own means when it came time to find some grub.  Needless to say, he grabbed hold of his favorite phallic shaped meat delivery devices and loaded ’em up.  No words to go along with his picture because he still has yet to master the photo and joint texting feature on the new phone he is forced to pay for himself.  It does take a nice photo though:

That’s all we have for ya today.  Have a Merry Christmas and here is to a year filled with big tasty wieners!

The Official Wiener Count: Weinerman: 78   Mettman: 72  Chorizoboy: 36

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Long and Quick

I’m a busy man so I will have to make this one quick.  It does involve four long wieners though and we all know that is nothing but good.

Last evening for dinner it was “You’re on your own night!” as we were all running around trying to get last-minute things completed.  I opted for a couple of Nathan’s Bigger Than The Bun World Famous Beef Franks on Kroger buns with a little homemade sauce.  I also slathered a little Cleveland Stadium Mustard on one in honor of the Browns’ back to back victories.  I like that little tang the mustard gives the wiener.  It cuts right through the sauce.  Who out there doesn’t like a little tang with their wiener?  I sure do.

Today with what was left of my bag ‘o sauce I had two Boar’s Head Beef Franks with skin casings.  I also added a little hot dog relish to one of them for some double tang.

Now that I look at these, they are the extra longs too.  I’m a big fan of a long wiener and there is nothing like the feel of a natural skin on them.  When it comes to brats, it’s all about the girth.

The Official Wiener Count: Weinerman: 78   Mettman: 69  Chorizoboy: 36

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Phone? You Don’t Need No Stinking Phone!

We are in crisis mode at the Weiner Count.  The Mettman’s boss at his place of employment took away his company cell phone.  Though a crisis, it also gives us one of the best pictures of wieners since we started this whole thing.  WIth out a cell phone to take and send us photos of his wieners, he took it upon himself to deliver a Picasso-like rendition of his dinner.  Here it is:

How fucking great is that.  I had tears in my eyes when I first saw it and still can’t stop laughing.  As for losing his phone, it is the typical case of the man trying to keep the working class down.  Everyone else he works with have Blackberry, internet access, $120 monthly bills and he can’t have calling and texting?  Well he’s done and good luck to them trying to reach him on an off day to cover for someone.

As for me, I’ve been eating dogs with sauce.  I’m tired of salads here at work and I want to stay away from all the cake, cookies and other goodies people have been bringing in to gnaw on because there is nothing better to do.  Thursday dinner looked like this:

Two Boar’s Head beef franks with skin casings loaded up with homemade sauce and a little cheese on one of them.  Love the wieners with a casing on them so they snap when you eat them.

Today for lunch at work (that’s right I’m working on Sunday again) I had two Boar’s Head beef franks with skin casings loaded up with homemade sauce and slaw.  I guess I won’t be forced to give any of those away since I was the one who guessed what the Mettman’s mystery meat the other day.  Not hard to figure when you eat, live and breathe wieners. 

Here they are:

That’s all I’ve got for today.  Not sure how many wieners will be going down between now and the new year but I have some here in the freezer at work and I’m on day run this week.

The Official Wiener Count: Weinerman: 74   Mettman: 69  Chorizoboy: 36

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Guest Post #7 and Mettman’s Mystery Meat

Gus from up North is still beating on the door trying to get in and we have a mystery to solve.

Gus sent us a nice picture of a couple long ones again, this time with some chili on them that his son made for the family dinner.  Here is his description:

No. 4 and 5

This guy is like Hemingway!  Thanks for the description Gus.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, the Mettman had his typical two for Saturday lunch.  He also attached a little quiz too.

Rather than me tell you what kind if weenies I am eating….I thought we should let your readers guess…..you know have a little contest to see who can guess what kind of weenies Mettman is eating today……GOOD LUCK !   No penalties for wrong guesses….so guess as much as you’d like !!

I of course will go with the usual, two jalapeno cheese metts on some nasty ass tasting Whole Foods bread.  The winner of Mettman’s guessing contest will win one bun length Boar’s Head Wiener with real skin casing courtesy of The Weinerman himself.  Get on it!

The Official Wiener Count: Weinerman: 70   Mettman: 67  Chorizoboy: 36

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Guest Post #6, An Almost Guest Post and the Mettman

We received another fine wiener photo from our newest guest poster Gus from up north.  He added the following:

Number 3! Add me to the count.

Sorry Gus.  Though that is a good looking long wiener you have there, you’re not quite up to our minimum yet to be included in the party.

From Chorizoboy, who with his present numbers might as well be a guest poster, we received this:

Sitting next to the Zamboni deep in the bowels of Conseco Fieldhouse enjoying a Johnsonville Cheddarwurst that I purchased from the “All A Brat You” concession stand where I “enjoyed” Disney On Ice for the fifth time this weekend.

Finally, the Mettman keeps on chugging along trying to take back the lead from yours truly.  He gave us this gem:

2 jalapeno cheese metts…Fritos..Diet Coke….same old shit….

The Official Wiener Count: Weinerman: 70   Mettman: 65  Chorizoboy: 36

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Catching Up on The Wieners

I got way behind over my off time and the holidays so this is going to be nothing more than a wiener dump.

Mettman:

December 4th: 2 more for mettman

November 28th: 2  Hillshire cheddar metts with Skyline…..

November 23rd: lunch….1 Big Red…and turkey sand….wanted  bologna….but there were some issues at Walmart

 November 22nd: 2 Big Reds & Bengals…and wife leaving me alone…thank you Lord

 

That adds seven phallic shaped meat delivery devices to the count for Mettman. 

As for me, it starts on November 22nd: Kielbasa and wieners on the grill.  I had one of each.

 The next morning I had leftover kielbasa on a bagel with cream cheese for breakfast.

 

 

 

 

 

 November 29th I made Kroger brats for the family and I had two of those, one with bun, one without along with leftover dressing and potatoes.

That adds five to the count for me.  There is no official wiener link today.

The Official Wiener Count: Weinerman: 70   Mettman: 63  Chorizoboy: 35

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Guest Post #5

I was sent this beautiful photo of a couple of delicious looking bun length Nathan’s Hot Dogs.  Wiener lover Gus from the Cleveland, Ohio area had these beauties for lunch the other day.  Cooked up at home while on his lunch break from educating the masses at the local school, it also appears he may consume wieners on a regular basis like us since he has quite a number of “prescription” pills lined up for dessert.

Ah, nothing better than a couple of hours of nice acid reflux after a meal of spicy wieners, though it appears Gus likes his plain which is perfectly fine when you are eating top of the line dogs.  Thanks for taking the time to send us a picture of your wieners Gus, it’s greatly appreciated.

I have a TON of catching up to do from the holidays.  Expect a change to the count in the next 24 hours.

The Official Wiener Count: Weinerman: 65   Mettman: 56  Chorizoboy: 35

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